when ur waiting for the bathroom to be free to take a shit & u hear the door unlock
"He’s a little fighter. He kind of, he wriggles around quite a lot.” - Prince William
its like when you take dogs out of water and they carry on swimming
MOTHER, UNHAND ME, I HAVE A COUNTRY TO GOVERN
first date ideas
wine tastes so bad. I’m convinced the whole world is in on an inside joke together trying to persuade me that wine tastes good to them. there’s no way any one can like the taste of it. it’s like bug spray. the whole frickin world pretends to like bug spray. I don’t understand why. stop the madness
yah man, apparently its an acquired taste but im just like BLECH
being caught taking selfies is one of lifes most embarrassing moments.
omg her peace sign lowering in shame
it’s so rare that you meet someone who makes you feel so warm and happy like they are like sunshine and you just want them around all the time
Ted : It's hard to admit that sometimes.
Robin : Sure is.
Ted : I think it's better to face it and move on than force something that isn't meant to be.