life goes on.

officialfrenchtoast:

when ur waiting for the bathroom to be free to take a shit & u hear the door unlock

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thetindog:

theladthatlived:

georgesus:

"He’s a little fighter. He kind of, he wriggles around quite a lot.” - Prince William

its like when you take dogs out of water and they carry on swimming

MOTHER, UNHAND ME, I HAVE A COUNTRY TO GOVERN

bitchesaloud:

first date ideas

framesjanco:

wine tastes so bad. I’m convinced the whole world is in on an inside joke together trying to persuade me that wine tastes good to them. there’s no way any one can like the taste of it. it’s like bug spray. the whole frickin world pretends to like bug spray. I don’t understand why. stop the madness

yah man, apparently its an acquired taste but im just like BLECH

toastdurr:

vagisodium:

i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out

hELL YES

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thug-4-life:

howstufftwerks:

crrocs:

being caught taking selfies is one of lifes most embarrassing moments. 

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omg her peace sign lowering in shame

absentions:

it’s so rare that you meet someone who makes you feel so warm and happy like they are like sunshine and you just want them around all the time

Robin : Deep down they realize it isn't a good fit.
Ted : It's hard to admit that sometimes.
Robin : Sure is.
Ted : I think it's better to face it and move on than force something that isn't meant to be.

my names elaine, hello. | 18 | ♥ :)

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